Welcome to our July recap; a scroll through some of the earthly and subterranean phenomenons we talked about in 07/2020.
July was also a peculiar month. A month filled with head-scratching headlines. A month lived with a brow raised quizzically and amusedly. There was the story about the inter-dimensional underwater base of extraterrestrial origin that has protected two Mexican gulf cities from hurricanes ever since 1966. And there was another controversial group making news, Canadians. They’ve been unsurprisingly compliant, wearing masks, and crushing the curve.
Meanwhile, American children can’t go to school this fall, bears are swimming in lakes with their heads trapped in plastic containers, Moms are getting teargassed for peacefully protesting in Portland, and yet we are still criminally overpaying law enforcement and living under a Bluthian regime without a Michael or a Lindsay, or even a Maybe, to invoke any rationale.
By the way, did you hear the one about the Senate’s Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force?